Jordan started riding the bus to school this year. A few days ago she informed me that some of the kids on the bus were cussing. LAST NIGHT she informed me that some of the kids on the bus were talking about SEX!
In case there were any rumors that I needed to dispel, I asked her what, exactly, were the other kids saying about sex.
Her answer...
"(embarrassed) I don't know. [NAME] was making noises. He has bad orgasms. And he's in my class so I have to put up with it ALL DAY!
Bad Orgasms...whoda thought?
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