Jordan started riding the bus to school this year.  A few days ago she informed me that some of the kids on the bus were cussing.  LAST NIGHT she informed me that some of the kids on the bus were talking about SEX! 

In case there were any rumors that I needed to dispel, I asked her what, exactly, were the other kids saying about sex. 

Her answer...

"(embarrassed) I don't know.  [NAME] was making noises.  He has bad orgasms.  And he's in my class so I have to put up with it ALL DAY!

Bad Orgasms...whoda thought?

Not often am I rendered completely speechless.  Jordan has stumped me twice...

Back around the time of CJ's 3rd birthday, the gift selected was "Big Boy Underwear".  Cj was coming out of diapers and needed some new undies in his arsenal.  So Jordan and I went to Wal-Mart to find CJ some new underwear.

As we were making our way back to the Boys' Department, I asked her whether we should get CJ Boxers or Briefs...

Her answer...

I don't like briefs.  When boys wear briefs all their stuff is piled up in the front.

I nearly choked.